How to… bath two babies

1. Avoid bathing for as long as possible


2. When really stinky, place both babies in cot


3. Get out towels, washers and new outfits


4. Fill baby bath


5. Undress baby one, wrap in towel and move to bathroom


6. Wash baby one’s face and shampoo hair


7. Take baby one back to room, place in cot, have someone else dry baby’s hair and take off nappy


8. Meanwhile, undress baby two, wrap in towel and move to bathroom


9. Wash baby two’s face and shampoo hair


10. Take baby two back to room, pick up nude baby one and move to bathroom


11. Bath baby one


12. Wrap in towel and take back to room


13. Have someone else dress her. Meanwhile, take nude baby two to bathroom, and bath


14. Take baby two back to room, dry and dress baby two. Meanwhile, baby one has been dried and dressed and is screaming for food


15. Think about sitting down for a breather but instead move both babies into feeding area


16. Congratulate self on two clean babies